| Software developers |
Drug dealers |
| Refer to their clients as "users". |
Refer to their clients as "users". |
| "Download a free trial version..." |
"The first one's free!" |
| Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code). |
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff). |
| Strange jargon: "SCSI," "RTFM," "Java," "ISDN". |
Strange jargon: "Stick," "Rock," "Dime bag," "E". |
| Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. |
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. |
| Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines. |
Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent mixes. |
| Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists. |
Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers. |
| DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 'Nuff said. |
Their product causes unhealthy addictions. |
| Damn! Damn! DAMN!!! |
Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. |
